Quantum jokes
Posted by arjendu on March 4, 2008
What’s your favorite quantum mechanics joke?
I got the following in early morning email:
How do you know you’re dealing with the physics mafia?
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They make you an offer you can’t understand.
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And my response:
How do you know you’re dealing with the quantum physics mafia?
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Because you wake up with a horse on your bed that’s both dead and alive.
Oh come on, that’s half-decent. You smiled.
It’s clearly silly season at the end of the term here at Carleton College. Your contribution appreciated.
March 5, 2008 at 5:12 am
Excellent!!!
March 10, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Math joke: What’s purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.
March 10, 2008 at 9:22 pm
That’s terrible, Doug! :-). Much appreciated!
April 28, 2008 at 5:48 am
fun!